Modern Schools in India
Are well crafted training grounds for livestock
Be the birds, be the horses, be the buffelos or mighty elephants
Rules of training are strict.
For birds
Learn to use your wings to do aerobatic drills,
Keep the cut short to give you smartness and ability to pass the exam rings of fire
Don't aloow them to grow else you will be tempted to fly out and high
Teachers are kept busy to monitor your growth with multitude of parameters except the ability to fly
They are given good administrative jobs so that they will not have time to think and react
It may happen that birds may try to jump high after school hours
Hence drill classes occupy rest of their time.
Parents are lured to keep you busy all the time
Success in examination gives you status of delicious food
in the dinner plates of MNCs and big businesses.
Don't worry you will be kept happy and comfortable even while they are eating your delicious brain
You may read the stories of mighty eagle, birds roaming in high sky
But you are cautioned, they may fail of killed by predators
Hence do not try to come out of box
Be complesant and love happily with security within the protected golden cages.
For Horses
Oh horses ! The descendants of brave carriers
Now you have to get trained to win the race
Not run at will eat wild grass or leaves
You will be given good house, good processed food
Doctors will keep your health, experts will massage you
But you must remain in stable and be ready for fastest speed.
Do you know? Lot of stakes are on your winning the race
Never fail, otherwise you will be sold out cheap for load carrying
For Buffelows
You are strong and can run with dashing speed
But remember there is a lumber of wood put around your neck and it will become hindering obstacle in your movement
Hence be patient, and behave as planned by higherups for you
For Elephants
You are mighty and huge animal with enormous strength and witty brain
But you have to act as decoration piece in the procession
Their id heavy iron chain tied to your legs and there is sharp prickinf tool which will keep you to senses
Hence all school boys and girls of various kinds of schools in India
Remember that you are governed by a meticulous education system
Which ties you to make you perfect for the purpose
and gives high rank in examination
Which is what needed from you
By industrial and business giants
So never listen to talk of innovation, research, entrepreneurship
Some old people are trying to turn the wheel of time
It is their publicity stunt Don't fall pray to what they profess
All that is humbug.
Now it is the brazen new imported education system specially made for India
Follow the strict discipline. Don't cross guidelines.
India is not for innovation
Gone are the days when we developed mathematics
Searched stars and build world known philosophy of living
World is changing
Jobs with wealthy packages are waiting for you
Now it is time to follow the rat race
and aspire for a two bedroom flat in smart city
and weekend enjoyments in multiplexes and hotels.
Who knows, if luck permits, you will be boarding plane to lineup in immigrant queue in developed countries.
But, it is not so easy as it looks. Qualified aspirants are many with addition of lots every year. the job givers are reducing in number every day. So, try to get entry in chosen few. Remember, your parents have spent lot of their hard earned money on your education. Do not make them suffer due to your unemploment. If you don't succeed try to sell or distribute foreign products. MNCs and businesses want to reach masses to sell their products and you can earn your bread with glamorous titles for your posts.
To end the story, you must have figured out who are birds, who are horses, who are buffalows and who are the elephants in the present prestigious education system
Are well crafted training grounds for livestock
Be the birds, be the horses, be the buffelos or mighty elephants
Rules of training are strict.
For birds
Learn to use your wings to do aerobatic drills,
Keep the cut short to give you smartness and ability to pass the exam rings of fire
Don't aloow them to grow else you will be tempted to fly out and high
Teachers are kept busy to monitor your growth with multitude of parameters except the ability to fly
They are given good administrative jobs so that they will not have time to think and react
It may happen that birds may try to jump high after school hours
Hence drill classes occupy rest of their time.
Parents are lured to keep you busy all the time
Success in examination gives you status of delicious food
in the dinner plates of MNCs and big businesses.
Don't worry you will be kept happy and comfortable even while they are eating your delicious brain
You may read the stories of mighty eagle, birds roaming in high sky
But you are cautioned, they may fail of killed by predators
Hence do not try to come out of box
Be complesant and love happily with security within the protected golden cages.
For Horses
Oh horses ! The descendants of brave carriers
Now you have to get trained to win the race
Not run at will eat wild grass or leaves
You will be given good house, good processed food
Doctors will keep your health, experts will massage you
But you must remain in stable and be ready for fastest speed.
Do you know? Lot of stakes are on your winning the race
Never fail, otherwise you will be sold out cheap for load carrying
For Buffelows
You are strong and can run with dashing speed
But remember there is a lumber of wood put around your neck and it will become hindering obstacle in your movement
Hence be patient, and behave as planned by higherups for you
For Elephants
You are mighty and huge animal with enormous strength and witty brain
But you have to act as decoration piece in the procession
Their id heavy iron chain tied to your legs and there is sharp prickinf tool which will keep you to senses
Hence all school boys and girls of various kinds of schools in India
Remember that you are governed by a meticulous education system
Which ties you to make you perfect for the purpose
and gives high rank in examination
Which is what needed from you
By industrial and business giants
So never listen to talk of innovation, research, entrepreneurship
Some old people are trying to turn the wheel of time
It is their publicity stunt Don't fall pray to what they profess
All that is humbug.
Now it is the brazen new imported education system specially made for India
Follow the strict discipline. Don't cross guidelines.
- Keep 100 % attendence
- Get 100% marks
- Follow the books, guides and ready reckoners
- Remain smart and tactful
- Solve brainy questions
- Play video games for entertainment
- Read Harry Potter and Star Wars to amuse you
- Don't try to build something on your own. It will never be of high quality and durable. You will be taunted as scientists.
- Don't go to nasty Search. You will be entangled by advertisers. Research is not child's play. Development requires huge money. Production is patented by big wigs.
- Spend your leisure time by using face book and WhatsApp. Many friends are taking great pains to educate you with best to read, best to see and best to enjoy. Like, comment, forward postings to become famous in cyber media.
India is not for innovation
Gone are the days when we developed mathematics
Searched stars and build world known philosophy of living
World is changing
Jobs with wealthy packages are waiting for you
Now it is time to follow the rat race
and aspire for a two bedroom flat in smart city
and weekend enjoyments in multiplexes and hotels.
Who knows, if luck permits, you will be boarding plane to lineup in immigrant queue in developed countries.
But, it is not so easy as it looks. Qualified aspirants are many with addition of lots every year. the job givers are reducing in number every day. So, try to get entry in chosen few. Remember, your parents have spent lot of their hard earned money on your education. Do not make them suffer due to your unemploment. If you don't succeed try to sell or distribute foreign products. MNCs and businesses want to reach masses to sell their products and you can earn your bread with glamorous titles for your posts.
To end the story, you must have figured out who are birds, who are horses, who are buffalows and who are the elephants in the present prestigious education system
Excellent sense of comparison and sarcasm. Liked it.
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